Seamus and the Sausage

[scubadog]

> Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
> have a lot of money: between them, they could only
> raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
>
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next
> door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
>
> Seamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
> money left at all".
>
> Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went
> into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two

> glasses of Jamieson whiskey.
>
> Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
> trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
>
> Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a
> plan. Cheers!"
>
> They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick
> the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
> and put it in your mouth."
>
> Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk
> and threw them out.
>
> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
> more drunk all for free.
>
> At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I
> can do any more o'this. I'm pissed and me knees are
> killin' me!"
>
> Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the
> sausage in the third pub."

[John Holmes]

 

ROFL!! Terrific!!