Moral of the story

[Paul Beal]

It is friday afternoon!!

Paul
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so                                                                    
we decided to get married.                                            
                                                                     
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my  
girlfriend? She was a dream!                                          
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister.                                        
                                                                     
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low-cut blouses. She                                      
                                                                     
would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had                                        
                                                                     
to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.    
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the  
wedding invitations. She was alone                                    
                                                                     
when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't                                              
                                                                     
overcome and didn't really want to overcome.                          
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life                                        
                                                                     
to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,                                    
                                                                     
and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."        
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the      
stairs.                                                              
When she reached the top she                                          
                                                                     
pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there for
a                                                                    
moment, then turned and                                              
                                                                     
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
the house. I walked straight towards my                              
                                                                     
car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his  
eyes he hugged me and said, "We                                      
                                                                     
are so happy that you have passed our little test.                    
                                                                     
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the    
family."                                                              
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

[fluice]

You cheeky mare, stealing the rubbish stories I send to you and posting them under your own name without even a credit!!!  Bah humbug!
Lou