Understanding women...

[MartinS]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again, " she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of lucky Charms, and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you dickhead!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

[MATTBIN]

Yup, sums it up.

Matt