Be afraid!

[peter k]

Oh by the way! She did stipulate that gingies need not apply!

Peter

[Gary K]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Right lads, here's the deal! Just off the 'phone to Jules and herself and Helen M have kindly volunteered to "help" the single YD blokes. The deal is Jules gets all the over 35's and Helen gets all the under 35's. 35 year olds will be tossed for.

If all the under 35's wish to form an orderly Q behind myself I'm sure she'll get to you eventually!

where do I put my name down, have you got the list ?

do we have to pay "expenses"?

wwd

[Jules]

peter
you posted this a few hours too early... blimey you cant trust a jock to do anything right.. you were supposed to wait unti 1st april!
The only bit that wasnt part of the april fool was that there was a special arrangement for Gingas which we will keep secret until the appropriate time. Roll on Mull in May!

[peter k]

!!!BEEP, BEEP!!! WARNING! This girl is reversing!  

Peter

[Digger]

<font color='#000080'>Well, frankly at 21 I take what I can get. Bet you boys over the 40 mark are feeling older now!

I love it. Only on YD can I actually get away with all this abuse of elders, and get none of the &quot;when I was a lad, kids were seen and not heard&quot; and &quot;I was diving before you were born&quot; crap I'm so fond of.

Bring it on, you old gets!

Oh, and girls, how about for the 35 year-olds you could both?

I've just realised quite how offensive this post might be. Oh well. Only kidding.

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>there's one good thing about being over 40 and it's by that time at least youve learned not to be so selfish and at least let the lady come first ocasionaly.
rol up rol up everyones a winner.

[beanie]

<font color='#8D38C9'>is there not an option us young uns?

[HelenM]

Sweet Moses!

I don't drop in for a day or so, and look at the chaos and mayhem that kicks off in my absence.  A few things worthy of comment:

1.  Bren is clearly outed as a Ginger despite the low down and frankly devious effort of getting his wife to lie for him.   God only knows how you tortured the poor woman into complying.  Anyway, it is good to see that the fine people of YD are too intelligent to be deceived by such a dirty trick You are, from this day forth, to be know as Ginger Tierney.  And no hitting the Grecian 2000 to try and prove otherwise.  No protest will be accepted on this score.  

2. I find one thread offering me a chance to have my arse be-paddled, and another one offering my 'services' to the assorted masses.  I feel a career change coming on.  I'll have to get some cards made up

3.  Howard: for you darling - and only for you -  I might be persuaded to leave the Toffees shirt outside the bedroom.... You just have to persuade Jules that you are under 35!  Mind you, you then need to convince me that a man wearing both devils horns and Watford garb is attractive... could prove expensive

4.  Mary ... I'll split 'em with ya.  I won't even charge.  Can't say fairer than that.  Bags I first dibs though.

5.  Jules, that's the absolute last time I have a conversation with you after a couple of drinks!

(I have a dreadful hangover today.  Unfortunate combination of red wine, woo woos and about three hours of sleep.  It is fair to say that I feel quite unwell. I just can't do witty right now... I've tried valiantly, but my brain isn't working and I'm shaking like a b****d.   I reserve the right to edit later to try and look more intelligent.)

Helen

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>can i still watch?

[HelenM]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ April 02 2004,12:41)]can i still watch?

Porg darling, you are frightening me with your persistence on this one...    

HM