DIVING DUDE

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#0000FF'>An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, &quot;What can I do for you?&quot;
The man says, &quot;Will you watch us have sexual  intercourse?&quot;
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an  elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, &quot;There's  absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.&quot;
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good  luck, he
charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and  asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple  makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor,  then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, &quot;I'm  sorry, but I have to ask.Just what are you trying to find out?&quot;

The old  man says,
&quot;We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from  BUPA!&quot;