No doubt been around before

[j.w.]

<font color='#000080'>Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
get-aquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
President Clinton had a solid Gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

&quot;Just think&quot;, he said, &quot;when I am President, I could have a Gold urinal too.
But I wouldnt do something that indulgent!&quot;

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that
in the President's private bathroom the President had a Gold urinal.


That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill,



&quot; I found out who pissed in your saxophone.

[Ian B]

<font color='#0000FF'>I saw Clinton playing on TV one night. This explains the bum notes!