Why women get annoyed

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>We start to &quot;bud&quot; in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears.

Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone swings, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over the porcelain phone. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze.

When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the street and we'll waddle with our big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the hospital. Then it's huff and puff and beg to die while the midwife says, &quot;Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10 ) good push,&quot; warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the bitch (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all that &quot;cute&quot; wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

Now we hit the grand finale: &quot;The Menopause,&quot; the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned &quot;buds&quot; or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a pig in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

Now I love being a woman but &quot;Womanhood&quot; would make the Great Ghandi a tad pissed off. Women are the &quot;weaker sex&quot;? Yeah right. Bite me.

[Tim Ingmire]

And after living with women for so long - you wonder why there are so many grumpy old men?

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>Thats if you last that long. &nbsp;Men live a few years less than women, plus if you are left handed take off another 7 years....mwahahahahaha

[Diving Dude]

Moan, moan, moan all the fairer sex does is moan.  

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>No dear we comment, moaning is only a point of view, and since you are a man, yours is worthless. &nbsp;mwahahahahahahaaa (im quite getting into this evil laugh thing you know)

[beanie]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ April 04 2004,21:25)]No dear we comment, moaning is only a point of view, and since you are a man, yours is worthless.  mwahahahahahahaaa (im quite getting into this evil laugh thing you know)

<font color='#8D38C9'>you do know what happens to people with evil laughs don't you &nbsp;

[Jules]

ok Helen, just to be contraversial.. I love being a woman and it was a total priviledge to conceive both my kids and even despite all the crappy bits give birth to them, breast feed them and help them grow into the wonderful teenage human beings they are. To be honest it's the most amazing thing i have ever done and all other work and hobby achievements pale into insignificance in comparison. So if the female reproductive system has it's downsides i would still chose to have mine and the fruits of it. Just my humble personal opinion . and i am sure there are loads of woman who cant have kids who would kill for the opportunity.

Was there something that prompted your original post??
jules

[dlegros]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ April 04 2004,20:41)]Thats if you last that long.  Men live a few years less than women, plus if you are left handed take off another 7 years....mwahahahahaha

Why do men die earlier than women?

To escape the nagging! &nbsp;

Dom

[Dr Stevil]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ April 04 2004,20:41)]Men live a few years less than women, plus if you are left handed take off another 7 years....mwahahahahaha

firstly you're infringing my copyright evil laugh, I'm the evil one, you're the pervert, right

and if you think it's funny that left-handed guys are suposed to die earlier (that's a new on on me), then you're travelling to St Abbs in the boot of the car &nbsp;
(left-handed) Dr Evil
&quot;baw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw....&quot;

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]total priviledge to conceive

Hmmmm!!!!

Matt