FROG LOAN

[FOX]

<font color='#348781'>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

&quot;Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. Patty looks
at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, &quot;Sure. I have this,&quot; and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says,
&quot;There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you
and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.&quot; She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. &quot;I mean, what in the world is this?&quot;

(you're gonna love this)


(wait for it)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...



&quot;It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone.&quot;


(You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.)

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[JAG]

<font color='#000080'>Pure class! I'm still chuckling. It will be winging it's way round the interweb very shortly! Don't know if it's the joke or your avatar though! &nbsp;

[Snash]

Grooeerrrnnngghh!

My throat is kinda caught between a groan and a laugh!

Nice one.

Simon

[Kate]

<font color='#736AFF'>Hahaha!!!! Very good!!! (Yes, I did sing it!!!)