Imported post Victoria 'Boney-Trout-Who-Needs-a-Decent-Meal-inside-Her' Beckham, today, sensationally claimed that she had had an affair with Michael Jackson.
Jackson's lawyers immediately refuted the claims saying, "This is nonsense, and any way, our client was in Brooklyn at the time."
When interviewed, the 'man in the street' is reported as saying, "Who gives a fuck, they're all non-entities and tabloid fodder...."
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