Fancy Dress

[FOX]

<font color='#348781'>This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and painted on his chest. He says to this guy, &quot;Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?&quot; And the guy says,&quot; I'm green with envy&quot;.

The host replies, &quot;Brilliant, come on in and have a drink.&quot;

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman &quot;Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?&quot; She replies, &quot;I'm tickled pink.&quot;

The host says, &quot;I love it, come on in and join the party.&quot;

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, and the other with his dick stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, &quot;What the hell are you doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street Like that. What emotion is this supposed to be?&quot;

&quot;Well&quot;. &quot;Paddy replies, &quot;Oim f*cking discustard, and Mick here has just come in dispair&quot;

[Bethi]

<font color='#F52887'>lol! oops....was i not meant to understand that joke?

[Noel Johnson]

What's a little innocent thing like you doing knowing things like that? Let me guess you read about it in J17 I'll have to have a stern talk to your mum when she comes down to Cornwall

[Iestyn]

<font color='#000080'>genuine lol

[Kate]

<font color='#736AFF'>*Chuckle!!!*

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Quote[/b] ]lol! oops....was i not meant to understand that joke? &nbsp;

Bethi, we wont tell Mum if you don't &nbsp;