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Old 12-08-08, 02:53 PM
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I have recently sold a Buddy SMBi to ferg great packed it up and sent it now i had a few things to post so just packed and sent off, however today i get a visit from the inspecting officer from royal mail and in his hand is the SMB?

what happened was this i sent off the packet and it made it as far as Exeter/Plymouth don't know which, when the crack bottle somehow opened and the small package exploded and out popped "a large orange pennis" as described by the poor lady on the machine she was in such a state that she had to go home. Properly not seen something that big for a long while .

They brought the offending package here this morning and told me they will be completing a report for consideration for prosecution, Bullocks!! a genuine mistake blown (hehe) out of proportion

packed and re sent ferg registered and empty crack bottle

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Old 12-08-08, 02:55 PM
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I have recently sold a Buddy SMBi to ferg great packed it up and sent it now i had a few things to post so just packed and sent off, however today i get a visit from the inspecting officer from royal mail and in his hand is the SMB?

what happened was this i sent off the packet and it made it as far as Exeter/Plymouth don't know which, when the crack bottle somehow opened and the small package exploded and out popped "a large orange pennis" as described by the poor lady on the machine she was in such a state that she had to go home. Properly not seen something that big for a long while .

They brought the offending package here this morning and told me they will be completing a report for consideration for prosecution, Bullocks!! a genuine mistake blown (hehe) out of proportion

packed and re sent ferg registered and empty crack bottle

Graham
If only we could get CCTV footage of the exact moment it "popped up" in the ladys face.. I'd pay good money to see that
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what happened was this i sent off the packet and it made it as far as Exeter/Plymouth don't know which, when the crack bottle somehow opened and the small package exploded and out popped "a large orange pennis" as described by the poor lady on the machine she was in such a state that she had to go home. Properly not seen something that big for a long while .
The look on her face must of been a picture!
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She must have thought all her christmas' had cum at once lol
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