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Old 20-08-08, 12:37 PM
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Even farting is not safe these days :)
This made me chuckle:
Boy in hospital after 'gas lighting' stunt backfires - Telegraph
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Old 20-08-08, 12:43 PM
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excellent - apparently talc is good for making mushroom clouds.
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Silly arses.
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Never ever wear tight 1970's nylon shorts when lighting farts...cost me the hairs on my scrotum.
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Old 20-08-08, 01:54 PM
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Classic!
I loved the firefighters quote at the end:
"He probably won the competition but he'll have some nasty burns now"
Fantastic.
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Yes, but what was he doing with his thumb to get it burnt? Trying to stop the flow of ignited gas when he saw the petrol can? (Dutch boy and Dyke sprngs to mind).
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Yes, but what was he doing with his thumb to get it burnt?
sparking the lighter.
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At least lighting the farts removes the smell
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Back in the 70’s I was called to building sight where an explosion had occurred, it turned out a builder had gone in a porta loo type bog, and while sat on it dropped his fag end in to it between his legs!
Blew him off the bog, burnt his bum and balls!
The funny bit was when the ambulance men took him out on the stretcher face down!
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