A few of you lot could take a leaf out of Ian's book. At least he gets the spelling right![]()
Last edited by HP; 27-08-08 at 11:49 PM.
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You lot are bloody heathens, the lot of you. Especially you vain ones who spend all dive in front of the mirror......you know who you are![]()
GOD is a Stroke, and his name is SWISS![]()
Don't worry all you DIR lot are welcome in stroke heaven............dress code all WHITE![]()
Dave
Diving is very much like making love to a beautiful woman,first you do some checks of the site for favorable conditions,then you go down for as long as you can,and if part of your buddy brief you maybe able touch the bottom,then you start to make your way to the end you come up breathless smiling and your cylinders empty.![]()
No god this time
Pete
"Salad fingers more like f***ing salad dodger" Buoyant Babe (09/01/09)
"Funny you are a lot less gay looking than i imagined" Steve Summers (22/02/09)
Heaven? All that happy clappy music? Hands down who wants a cup of coffee? No sex before marriage? Love thy neighbour?
Farkorf....
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"The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
(Iron Maiden-Rime of the ancient mariner)
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Ah young Howard, ye of little faith.
This is Swiss heaven, so that stuff we were talking about the other weekend involving two young ladies a tub of swarfega,cave line,crotchless wet suit is all all good my son,
Remember the commandment my children.
Covert thy neighbor's ass, especially is she's fit and has a filthy look about her.
Go in Peace![]()
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Dave
Diving is very much like making love to a beautiful woman,first you do some checks of the site for favorable conditions,then you go down for as long as you can,and if part of your buddy brief you maybe able touch the bottom,then you start to make your way to the end you come up breathless smiling and your cylinders empty.![]()
Help me i can't stop
Pete
"Salad fingers more like f***ing salad dodger" Buoyant Babe (09/01/09)
"Funny you are a lot less gay looking than i imagined" Steve Summers (22/02/09)
Enough said i think
Commodore of Team Pikey
2010 Sea dives Booked 1 Trips Dives Done 1 but saw SFA
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Dives 2010 = 1 puddle