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  1. 29-08-08 01:50 PM #1
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    Favourite euphemisms?

    I was was watching 'Jack Dee Live at the Apollo' on Dave, last night, and saw some of Jo Brand's set and I quite liked her quote "the velvet TARDIS".

    Anyone heard any new ones?
    Still hoping to become Comfortably Numb but feel more Dazed & Confused.
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    or go from here Viz.co.uk

    My favourate is Sharp as a Beachball, but isn't that a simile?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie View Post
    Personal favourites of mine are:

    Chaviar: baked beans
    Chaveller's Cheques: giros
    Trampagne: White Lightening
    On a similar theme I like

    Tramps truffles; dropped chips
    Chavalry; mobile units of neds on ridiculous toddlers bikes.
    Trampari; Meths. More of an aperitif than trampagne.

    I'll save the dirty ones until after tea.


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    Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
    Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
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    vauxhall chavalier- nova/corsa or any other cheap runabout featuring an exhaust with dimensions befitting a power station cooling stack and being driven by a spotty expressionless youth wearing a white tracksuit and baseball cap
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    One of my all time favs... heat seeking womb ferret

    Or for the opposite sex... front bum always makes me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by bythesea View Post
    Butneys bridge is a term for the bit between the pink and the brown
    Isn't that better known as the chin rest?
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