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Old 07-09-08, 12:10 AM
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Unlucky Thief Gets Impaled : Wacky Archives
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Old 07-09-08, 12:17 AM
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Old 07-09-08, 12:40 AM
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So many funny lines could be said but who wants to rip the ass out of it ?
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Old 07-09-08, 01:50 AM
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So many funny lines could be said but who wants to rip the ass out of it ?
Thank you very much. Try the veal, he's here all week!
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Old 07-09-08, 08:15 AM
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gives a whole new meaning to the night shift being a pain in the arse
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Old 07-09-08, 08:39 AM
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Old 07-09-08, 03:38 PM
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The only sad thing is he will now probably sue the museum for having a dangerous fence - and knowing our justice system he will get thousands !!
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