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    So many funny lines could be said but who wants to rip the ass out of it ?

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    So many funny lines could be said but who wants to rip the ass out of it ?
    Thank you very much. Try the veal, he's here all week!

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    gives a whole new meaning to the night shift being a pain in the arse

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    In the manner of Roger Moore as James Bond....







    ...Looks like he got the point....



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    The only sad thing is he will now probably sue the museum for having a dangerous fence - and knowing our justice system he will get thousands !!

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