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    Quote Originally Posted by colinicky View Post
    Sorry not allowed ,that would be illegal as he would not have both hands on the steering wheel !
    Err............ how does one murder prostitutes without removing hands from the wheel?

    I'll understand if you claim you don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovingshark View Post
    Err............ how does one murder prostitutes without removing hands from the wheel?

    I'll understand if you claim you don't know.

    RS
    Simple run them over !
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    Quote Originally Posted by colinicky View Post
    Simple run them over !
    Is there something you want to get off your chest, by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovingshark View Post
    Is there something you want to get off your chest, by any chance?

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    Only the wheel of this lorry (cough cough wheeze !)
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    Quote Originally Posted by big kev View Post
    "Vegetarian lorry drivers"?

    No such thing mate!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonto View Post
    Almost agree, did it for 5 years, I admit it was tough, I chose to ignore stuff being cooked on the same griddle and ate badly most of the time.
    I always avoided the laybys with the sign saying " Just like your mother cooked " !
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    I'm going vegetarian in stages.

    I've started by not taking the gherkins out of my burgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovingshark View Post
    I'm going vegetarian in stages.

    I've started by not taking the gherkins out of my burgers.

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    That's not going veggie, that's more 'can't be bothered'.
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