Physics and motion.

[Finless]

Someone sent me a slightly risque email and I have received (and shared) a similar one previously but, a classic can stand a few repeats. In order to save myself having to email copies out and clog up my PM box I did a quick search on the net and:-

Oh, before I show this bit I should point out that this is rude and should only be viewed by adults and on their own before being shown to the office. It is not for kiddywinks or ladies. Need I say any more?

I'd like to add that it isn't for ladies because it involves science and they shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about it but I shan't say that, only to say that it really is for the boys.

Hey YOU! Are you old enough?

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[Kirstie]

Tsk

[Finless]

Tsk

Kirsten. You are a lady so why did you look?

Oh yes, I remember, you are the lady with paint on her finger tips?

[Kirstie]

Kirsten. You are a lady so why did you look?

Oh yes, I remember, you are the lady with paint on her finger tips?

Exactly

[Finless]

Exactly

There appears to be quite a market for this kind of stuff. Had you considered branching out into another career?

[Finless]

Ther appears to be quite a market for this kind of stuff. Had you considered branching out into another career?

As a photographeress, of course.

[Kirstie]

As a photographeress, of course.

Oh! I thought you meant as a boob-jiggler

[Finless]

Oh! I thought you meant as a boob-jiggler

You don't mean that .............. it looks a bit too 'free form' for DIR peoples? Also, it is quite difficult .......... I tried but my moobs aren't really of sufficient size. I tried 'downstairs' and could only achieve motions 1 and 2. Motion 3 is a real tricky one?

Oh well, I can now say with much more conviction that this is, without doubt, a task best left to the ladies.

[Kirstie]

You don't mean that .............. it looks a bit too 'free form' for DIR people?

I'm not really a DIR person. Turbs made me wear a wing and long hose the first time we ever dived together and, as it meant I didn't have to fork out for a bcd, I kept diving with it!

I loathe diving in a group of three, can't frog-kick properly and hate my Halcyon canister torch.