I need a fix. Stella! Stat!

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I had to look it up - Stat, an abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Leave my beer alone!


Drugged up Britain

The shattering affects of alcohol consumption truly expose the double standards of the British government and Capitalism as a whole, which outweighs financial profit over the well-being of its citizens as a fundamental pillar of its corrupted bureaucracy.


So what is the solution? Undoubtedly, the dreadful consequences of alcohol consumption are rooted in the fact that Britain is governed by a law conjured from the fallible mind of man and hence if this root is put right inevitably anything that stems from it will accordingly be sound.


Islam is undeniably the only real solution for Britain's problems. Unlike other spiritually orientated beliefs Islam is a comprehensive and divine way of life akin to ones natural disposition and furthermore capable of solving all of the various problems that mankind faces.


Under Islam all harmful intoxicants will be banned unequivocally, regardless of their classification within the drug classes i.e. class A, B, C etc. or their ‘profitability' in retail marketing. The Final Messenger Muhammad (saw) condemned the manufacturing, transporting, retailing and consuming of alcoholic beverages over 1400 years ago and equated it with being one of the roots of all evils in society; Islam additionally imposes 40 lashes (in public) for deliberate intoxication followed by 80 lashes (in public) if repeated for a second time, ensuring that intoxicants such as alcohol are not only removed from society but furthermore discouraged and dispraised as a poignant reminder to future generations who wish to ruin their lives with this very dangerous drug.

[Finless]

I had to look it up - Stat, an abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Leave my beer alone!


Drugged up Britain

The shattering affects of alcohol consumption truly expose the double standards of the British government and Capitalism as a whole, which outweighs financial profit over the well-being of its citizens as a fundamental pillar of its corrupted bureaucracy.


So what is the solution? Undoubtedly, the dreadful consequences of alcohol consumption are rooted in the fact that Britain is governed by a law conjured from the fallible mind of man and hence if this root is put right inevitably anything that stems from it will accordingly be sound.


Islam is undeniably the only real solution for Britain's problems. Unlike other spiritually orientated beliefs Islam is a comprehensive and divine way of life akin to ones natural disposition and furthermore capable of solving all of the various problems that mankind faces.


Under Islam all harmful intoxicants will be banned unequivocally, regardless of their classification within the drug classes i.e. class A, B, C etc. or their ‘profitability' in retail marketing. The Final Messenger Muhammad (saw) condemned the manufacturing, transporting, retailing and consuming of alcoholic beverages over 1400 years ago and equated it with being one of the roots of all evils in society; Islam additionally imposes 40 lashes (in public) for deliberate intoxication followed by 80 lashes (in public) if repeated for a second time, ensuring that intoxicants such as alcohol are not only removed from society but furthermore discouraged and dispraised as a poignant reminder to future generations who wish to ruin their lives with this very dangerous drug.

No wonder there Islamic Fundamentalists running around. Give them a pint, , a Mars bar and some time to chill.