Wise Words Within the Washroom

[Mr T.]

"Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men."

Found in women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE



"Beauty is only a light switch away."

Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


"If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives."

Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC



"Remember, it's not,
'How high are you?'
it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia


"Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity."

The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO


"No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit."

Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


"At the feast of ego,
everyone leaves hungry."

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ



"It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere."

Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ



"Make love, not war.
Hell, do both.
GET MARRIED!"

Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT



"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."

Revolution Books, New York, New York.



"If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!"

Men's restroom
House of Representatives, Washington, DC



"Express Lane: Five beers or less."

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ



"You're too good for him."

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.



"No wonder you always go home alone."

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA



and the last and most realistic one ...





"Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it."

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

[Helen F H]

I really dont like this place at all, the seat is too high and the hole too small.

But to add the obvious retort, your arse is too big and your legs too short.

[bottle_monkey]

"fat dave is fat"

lecture hall notts uni

simple but I like it

[scubadog]

Written on the back of a dirty lorry a few years back....

" I wish my wife was this dirty "

someone added underneath...

" Believe me mate, she is "

[Helen F H]

Written on the white vans they use to transport prisoners from the courts to the prisons, this was outside the main cop shop in Newcastle City Centre.

"You are the weakest link - goodbye", but someone then scribbled out "weakest" and put in "missing".

well, i thought it was funny.

[Bantam]

Funniest thing I saw was a white van where someone had written (in like a wordart circle-type design);

Norfolk and Chance, Solicitors.

(Say it to yourself in a geordie accent...)

Mark.

[tonyl]

My favourite toilet scribblings were two pictures of 3D cubes drawn on a cubicle wall with the words balls to Picasso written next to them. Clever i thought. this is also at notts uni

Also i used to work for a mate who is a funeral director/ memorial mason whose company slogan on the side of their van is "Any aspects of memorial work undertaken". He claims to this day there was no pun intended