Men!!! - Joke I received at work, just don't ask why! :)

[jlwarlow]

>>>1)What is the difference between men and puppies?
>>>A: Puppies grow up.
>>>
>>>2)Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
>>>Answer: Because they are...
>>>
>>>3) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
>>>Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for
>>>ever.
>>>
>>>4) If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,which one would
>>>hit the ground first?
>>>Answer: Who cares?????.....
>>>
>>>5) What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
>>>Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman
>>>
>>>6) What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
>>>Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
>>>
>>>7) What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
>>>Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
>>>
>>>8) Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>>Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
>>>
>>>9) What is the difference between men and pigs?
>>>Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
>>>
>>>10) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
>>>marrying?
>>>Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
>>>intention of driving
>>>
>>>11) What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
>>>Answer:Exchange him!!!.
>>>
>>>12) Why do men like smart women
>>>Answer:Opposites attract
>>>
>>>To be happy with a man - you need to understand him a lot and
>>>love him a little.
>>>To be happy with a woman - you need to love her a lot and not try
>>>to understand her at all.

[mickyharr]

question - how do you know when a woman is having a orgasim?
answer - who cares hee hee

[tom]

question - what's the best thing about blowjobs?
answer - the peace and quiet.