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Old 19-08-04, 10:45 PM
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Olympic jokes!
So what about the gymnast who dismounted from the apparatus and finished his routine by doing three turns with a bloody big fish under his arm?

Turned out to be a triple somersalt with a pike!!

And then there was the athlete walking through the arena with a long wooden stick on his shoulder. A reporter asked him: "excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"

Athlete replies:"no I'm German actually, but how do you know my name is Valter?"

As for the women weighlifters jerking a clean snatch.......
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Pinched this off another site. I'm using ADSL so I dont know if it will work on dial up. It hilarious (well I think so, I will wait for my greens and reds)
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Pinched this off another site. I'm using ADSL so I dont know if it will work on dial up. It hilarious (well I think so, I will wait for my greens and reds)
http://brecht.edustria.com/jokedata/...o_olympics.swf
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