Buoyant mask ?????

[Steven]

WANTED:
Buddy for the weekend - must have good buoyancy skills particularly at the 28 to 29.9 mtr depth range, must also be prepared to test new equipment and sign disclaimers. would ideally suit single idiot types.[/quote]

excuse me !!! I must state I'm not the single idiot type!!

but the rest I can do!!!

strangely enough I'm diving this weekend maybe we can get together!

Steven

[Timbo]

All tests need an independant observer to validate success
i.e.Christmas Island/Bikini /Atoll

May I offer my services

By the way Mark,to show solidarity,,,,
Twas I that had my mask strap slip over my head on the first dive!
Didn't really count as a loss as it was securely vacuumed onto my face and was quickly recovered.
Those neoprene straps are a pain for it!! they slip off as easy as they slip on!!
Second dive,I had assumed the position for entry at the gunnells when, as you do, you realise something is missing!!
This transpired to be my fins,observers commenting on said fopar with glee!
What the hell, it certainly won't be the last time!!

[mark w]

I believe you are just the man for the job, I feel the maltloaf will stand you in good sted as a totally independant observer, after all so far your independant testing has reveiled without bias that tesco maltloaf is a superior maltloaf to soreen, therefore we can all see you are not swayed by the mere finances.
Your great baritone voice would also im sure be able to voice a spendid song putting my infamous mask retrival device deeply into the history of great diving acheivements should all go horribly wrong and I happened to break my 30 mtr maximum.

[Timbo]

To the tune of Blow the man down,
(sing along if you know the words)

OOOhhh! come all you fellows who follow the sea,
Wheyyy Heyyy Marks mask has gone down,
Now pray pay attention and listen to meee
The D.O's pissed off, his mask has gone down!!

A starboard side entry,
From the Providence proud,
Wheyyy Heyyy Marks mask has gone down,
Has left his prescriptions in a murky silt cloud,
Give him some time,his mask has gone down,,,,,,