Wife for sale

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Wife for sale i like this one it has nothing to do with me or my wife
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking 50 pounds or trade for 1984 model.