Stoney

[MATTBIN]

Shame its not that bloody dry-suit!    

[Mary]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (diving dude @ Sep. 12 2003,18:07)]Also l'm a builder, who knows what l hide in the foundations

reminds me of several conversations with my ex about how to commit the perfect murder (like you do).

Between the 2 of us (a Medic and Funeral Director) we reconned we could bump off a far few before anyone started noticing. Wasn't that how they caught shipman, via the funeral directors?

See and now I have a source for getting rid of any other unwanted nasties in diving dude.  

[Diving Dude]

Mary

What a great idea, instead of Jay or Andy banning people you and l could go and see them.

Strangly enough we're excavating foundations at the moment and will be ready to pour concrete on tuesday, so Andy/Jay anyone you want off the forum?

[Steve Summers]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Mary @ Sep. 13 2003,07:40)]reminds me of several conversations with my ex about how to commit the perfect murder (like you do).

<font color='#000080'>apparently an insulin injection will do it and be very hard to detect so I am open to offers

[Mary]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Steve S @ Sep. 13 2003,10:59)]so I am open to offers

what? for us to practise on?

[Digger]

Right, Digger wades in. You'll all be interested to know that I'm in. Bigtime. I can't have all you silt kickers ruining it for weeks without me joining in.

Mary, we've got a PADI crossover day on the Sunday too. I'm going to look dead popular with all these boys and girls coming up to see me, laugh at the metro, and then laugh at my dive gear!!! You might want to have a laugh at some of the cluster that some of our divers call an equipment configuration, too. There's instructors with a rig I wouldn't dive if you paid me. I've tried to tell them...

If anyone wants a bed, my digs are pretty spacious if you don't mind the smell of a digger in the morning. Ladies, I've got a big old bed, and it's only got one digger in it. Enjoy the ride. There were ten in the bed and the little one said...

Boys, the kitchen floor is dead comfy. I'll see if I can relocate some housemates for the weekend too.

Anyone coming that I can get a damned elusive YD shirt from? I just hate paying postage on anything.

Oh, and I'll be there at the crack of dawn. Might have to get dawn off me before I go diving, but I'll be there. I'll get my coat.

[Mary]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Digger @ Sep. 13 2003,15:40)]Mary, we've got a PADI crossover day on the Sunday too.

will this be the same as the one last year when when we get instructors organised and only one padi guy turns up. (BTW not meant as an anti-padi dig just stating what happened)

so now there is a choice, chez Digger or chez Mary.........

[Digger]

Choice? I don't see there's a whole lot of choice. You get the boys, I get the girls. OK, so we don't have any girls on the trip yet, but we'll get some. Please. Guys? Anyone got a wife they're bored of? I'm sure there's some of you guys with daughters or something. OK, I might not have the best references, but I can change.

Seriously, we're probably going to end up with a couple in either gaff, I've got the space, so no problems. We'll all be in the same pub the night before.

[Mary]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Digger @ Sep. 15 2003,01:23)]We'll all be in the same pub the night before.

or several if you're Tim and want to re-live your youth....

[Mary]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Digger @ Sep. 15 2003,01:23)]Choice? I don't see there's a whole lot of choice. You get the boys, I get the girls. OK, so we don't have any girls on the trip yet, but we'll get some.

look at stoney buddy in Buddy forum and you might find that there is now another girl!

I'll just have to warn her in advance.............












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