Portsmouth Pikey Shandy Gig II - The Pikemasters Return

[Paul Oliver]

Originally Posted by Steve S

Hi Jules,

I can't take the credit it was the smooth talking Ian who sorted it.

Hmmm i think you have a good point there mate, after talking to Ian at the weekend i am rather concerned he is a bit too sensible for this Gig We will have to get the Dud to give him some slapstick diver lessons

At the same time, having an adult along helps with getting us back into accommodation and bars that the Dud has got us banned from

As we are not good enough for 7 of Fi anymore we do need a grown up and i think Ian has nominated himself with his quality negotiator skills

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Paul Oliver

...... i am rather concerned he is a bit too sensible for this Gig

WTF................. Just ask Mr goody two shoes who pissed the webbed fingered locals off in Lyme 'l sh*g my sister' Regis last year by driving through red traffic lights, then got a helicopter ride JUST FOR HIMSELF, the selfish barsteward.

Originally Posted by Pauly O in b*llocks spouting mode

We will have to get the Dud to give him some slapstick diver lessons

At the same time, having an adult along helps with getting us back into accommodation and bars that the Dud has got us banned from

Oi you're now refering to a 100mtr qualified diver now ......... l know, it even scares me that l passed l must have caught Richie Stevenson when he was in a forgiving mood.

Originally Posted by PO

As we are not good enough for 7 of Fi anymore

Yes, it was nice to know Fi

[Diving Dude]

This year, my daughter Rebecca will be with me for sat and sunday, so you lot can't be nasty to me

[Fiona]

Originally Posted by Paul Oliver

As we are not good enough for 7 of Fi anymore we do need a grown up

Hey what a slur you know why I couldn't come there is no way I could do a ladder with these 12's.

However since I don't have a job and if I still haven't got one, I might come and offer to be tea lady

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

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Oi you're now refering to a 100mtr qualified diver now ......... l know, it even scares me that l passed l must have caught Richie Stevenson when he was in a forgiving mood.

Forgiving mood - I doubt it, more likely he thought the surest way of keeping the rest of us safe was to send you off on 100mtr dives, the rest of us would bottle out at a much safer depth

Matt

ps Well done Howie for passing.

[Ian@1904]

Originally Posted by Paul Oliver

Hmmm i think you have a good point there mate, after talking to Ian at the weekend i am rather concerned he is a bit too sensible for this Gig

I think you are in a minority of one on this view.
Dude is quite correct in my ability to upset the locals.

[Paul Oliver]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

This year, my daughter Rebecca will be with me for sat and sunday, so you lot can't be nasty to me

Has it ever made any difference in the past?

[Paul Oliver]

Originally Posted by Ian@1904

I think you are in a minority of one on this view.
Dude is quite correct in my ability to upset the locals.

Good

But we still need a negotiator to get us back into places

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by Paul Oliver

Good

But we still need a negotiator to get us back into places

I could do that, I am known for my subtlety and diplomacy!!

Matt

[Jules]

well as long as no-one suggests that I volunteer to be the grown-up! I go diving with you lot to get away from being mummy for a few days.