Tedfest 2008

[Woz]

Now call me daft but I reckon we could combine nipping over to Tedfest with a spot of diving. For those who have no idea what I am talking about then it's a weekend event based on Father Ted....

Feckin' great: Tedfest | The Guide | Guardian Unlimited

Now events such as "Buckaroo Speed Dating", "Hide a nun and seek" and "Priest and Nuns 5-a-side football" sound like a right laugh plus you drink alot of Toilet Duck and shout FECK alot. Then go diving.

Well? Anyone?

Just to whet your appetite:

"Sadly, a bit too much Toilet Duck is consumed for many people to make the next morning's Breakfast Movie Charades so we head straight for the Priests vs Nuns Five-A-Side, a fancy dress football knockout competition in which gender, ability, age or indeed being able to move appears to be no hindrance to competing. The roof comes off when a comely nun knocks the ball in off her arse to defeat a team of children. "You're shit, and you know you are!" chant some Mrs Doyles nearby, in keeping with Escape From Victory, the show's over 75s five-a-side episode."Feck off !" the goal scorer responds. She's a blue nun."