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    YD(I) AGM at the Dive Show

    At the request of a couple of the YD(I) mob we will be holding our AGM at the Dive Show this year, on the Saturday at 12:00 in the most convenient bar.

    There will only be two items on the agenda (as per the constitutionally agreed rules) and that is as far as most of us can count.

    Item 1:
    Re-elect Ken "Buchhawk" (The Independant Republic Of Yorkshire's ambassador to Ireland) as the NDO (well he can't vote against it from the Galapagos can he?)

    Item 2:
    Have another beer.

    Please note that Item 2 may have a repeat motion appended!

    Please indicate attandance or apologies.

    Regards
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    WILL ATTEND!
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    We will get on great when you realise that the effort you should put into communication should be allocated thus: 85% listening 10% thinking and only 5% TALKING

    Lawyer to client: "Mr. Mouse, I can see that you are upset but finding out that Minnie has buck-teeth are not genuine grounds for divorce"

    Client to lawyer: "I think you misheard me.... what I said was I got home late the other night and saw that she was fu*#*ng Goofy"

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    Can I have a postal vote please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yazzyfooty View Post
    Can I have a postal vote please?
    Why of course "post" it in the thread!!!
    We will get on great when you realise that the effort you should put into communication should be allocated thus: 85% listening 10% thinking and only 5% TALKING

    Lawyer to client: "Mr. Mouse, I can see that you are upset but finding out that Minnie has buck-teeth are not genuine grounds for divorce"

    Client to lawyer: "I think you misheard me.... what I said was I got home late the other night and saw that she was fu*#*ng Goofy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight View Post
    At the request of a couple of the YD(I) mob we will be holding our AGM at the Dive Show this year, on the Saturday at 12:00 in the most convenient bar.

    There will only be two items on the agenda (as per the constitutionally agreed rules) and that is as far as most of us can count.

    Item 1:
    Re-elect Ken "Buchhawk" (The Independant Republic Of Yorkshire's ambassador to Ireland) as the NDO (well he can't vote against it from the Galapagos can he?)

    Item 2:
    Have another beer.

    Please note that Item 2 may have a repeat motion appended!

    Please indicate attandance or apologies.

    Regards
    Midnight

    WILL ATTEND!
    1. Midnight
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    APOLOGIES!
    1.Buchhawk
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    5.
    There is no answer to that !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight View Post
    At the request of a couple of the YD(I) mob we will be holding our AGM at the Dive Show this year, on the Saturday at 12:00 in the most convenient bar.

    There will only be two items on the agenda (as per the constitutionally agreed rules) and that is as far as most of us can count.

    Item 1:
    Re-elect Ken "Buchhawk" (The Independant Republic Of Yorkshire's ambassador to Ireland) as the NDO (well he can't vote against it from the Galapagos can he?)

    Item 2:
    Have another beer.

    Please note that Item 2 may have a repeat motion appended!

    Please indicate attandance or apologies.

    Regards
    Midnight

    WILL ATTEND!
    1. Midnight
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    APOLOGIES!
    1. Mick
    2. Mrs. Mick
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    We'd love to be there, the the Maldives beckon. Did I mention we're going to the Maldives?

    Anyway, by poxy vote (sic), I vote "aye" to Item One, and respectfully abstain from item two.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up, because generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight View Post
    At the request of a couple of the YD(I) mob we will be holding our AGM at the Dive Show this year, on the Saturday at 12:00 in the most convenient bar.

    There will only be two items on the agenda (as per the constitutionally agreed rules) and that is as far as most of us can count.

    Item 1:
    Re-elect Ken "Buchhawk" (The Independant Republic Of Yorkshire's ambassador to Ireland) as the NDO (well he can't vote against it from the Galapagos can he?)

    Item 2:
    Have another beer.

    Please note that Item 2 may have a repeat motion appended!

    Please indicate attandance or apologies.

    Regards
    Midnight

    WILL ATTEND!
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    3. Al
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    if i was there i would be there but i won't be there so i won't be there.

    but my post-Al vote goes to Ken for NDO!
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    Adrian, l'll be there saturday. It would be uncharitable of me not to accept a beer off you
    Howard,

    Now Grandude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diving Dude View Post
    Adrian, l'll be there saturday. It would be uncharitable of me not to accept a beer off you
    It will be a pleasure mate, are you bringing your own tommy-tippey lid this time to prevent the embarassing spillages you tend to get as a senior-statesman?

    Adrian
    We will get on great when you realise that the effort you should put into communication should be allocated thus: 85% listening 10% thinking and only 5% TALKING

    Lawyer to client: "Mr. Mouse, I can see that you are upset but finding out that Minnie has buck-teeth are not genuine grounds for divorce"

    Client to lawyer: "I think you misheard me.... what I said was I got home late the other night and saw that she was fu*#*ng Goofy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by al kennedy View Post
    but my post-Al vote goes to Ken for NDO!
    Duely registered!!
    We will get on great when you realise that the effort you should put into communication should be allocated thus: 85% listening 10% thinking and only 5% TALKING

    Lawyer to client: "Mr. Mouse, I can see that you are upset but finding out that Minnie has buck-teeth are not genuine grounds for divorce"

    Client to lawyer: "I think you misheard me.... what I said was I got home late the other night and saw that she was fu*#*ng Goofy"

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    I best vote then.

    I vote Roger or Steve, anyone but Ken

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