Le Dud Plongee 08

[Steve S]

The hire car is hired, a nurse to look after Tracy is booked, a DIR twinset has been purloined to compliment a CD halo for added 'stroke' factor, and I have changed some British pounds for 'Johnny foreigner' euros.

In addition I'm going to sleep listening to tapes of conversational French/Pikey/You're not bent until I say you're bnet/rebreather/DIRGUE bollox so I'll blend in seamlessly

Bring it on

Safe diving,
Steve

[Digger]

I don't want to point out the patently obvious Dude, but you've either overbooked the boat or I've been booted off the trip.

You may have forgotten the cash in hand deal we did a few months ago which I think we called a deposit. Either that or you need to come round and do the tiling on the other bathroom.

Unless of course I have completely the wrong weekend thingy, and have arsed up significantly. Otherwise you are a gippo scumbag who is going to need a lot of chocolate to appease my angry weather monkeyness.

Digs.

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Digger

I don't want to point out the patently obvious Dude, but you've either overbooked the boat or I've been booted off the trip.

Digs, you are such a feckin muppet. You're on this gig Leopoldville, May 08

[Howard Payne]

its what he gets for diving with a bunch of strokes

*Marks and Spencer's Bird Voice On*

These are not just strokes, these are M&S free range, saturated fat enriched; box modified, bullsh*t drenched strokes...

*Marks and Spencer's Bird Voice Off*

[Digger]

Sorry, I was for some silly reason thinking that you'd only be doing one long weekend to the north cost of France this year. I misjudged your holiday entitlement and ability to swing pink passes with Sue

Confusion over. I am a bit tired and a bit drunk if that's any excuse.

Digs.

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Steve S

TIn addition I'm going to sleep listening to tapes of conversational French/Pikey....

l wouldn't bother. If you've seen as many Only fools as l have you know all the french you'll ever need.

Au revoir Steve.

Unfortunately even though we've thrashed the frogs many times and rescued them twice they still don't use the worlds first coinage - stirling.

How feckin uncivilised is that! also they serve frothy beer in wine glasses, bunch of poofs.

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

We've started loading the van!

Oi, sod the feckin van, you should be thinking Do-nuts.

This is your role in team 'Le Dude Plongee'. It is the most important position, only given to someone who is truly respected and can be trusted, however l am busy so it's down to you.

[Howard Payne]

Oh God - she's on the Talisker again

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Oh God - she's on the Talisker again

Nope, it's a cheapy mixed with a mixer. l've run out of good stuff

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Oh God - she's on the Talisker again

Nope, it's a cheapy with a mixer. l've run out of good stuff