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Will stand proud and erect! 10 45.45%
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Old 12-09-04, 10:19 PM
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A hot topic of conversation, from another thread - so place your bets - what will be the outcome!

Will Porg defend her manhood?
Or will it be rendered flaccid?

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Just think, if it is burst, then what will i get to replace it? Believe me, it can get oh soooooo much worse mwahahahahaha


Oh yeah, and does this mean you are threatening to harm my equipment?
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I would love to see Porg's SMP break the surface at stoney, and then witness the following reactions of people in the car park!
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Hello,

Porg how do you do to shoot it up from underwater, just pop some air from your mouth or use the reg? When I did my TDI ER I was told it's better by mouth as it uses less air (altough I used a yellow listbag ..... I tough it's better clarify my self!!
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The SMP is simply a blow up novelty penis - not a proper SMB. It has a small 'airbed' style valve on it.

Well, in the SETT tank i tried to do it by myself by blowing it up by mouth. However, after a couple of breaths it is fairly buoyant and pulls you up so i had to let go.

At the farnes it was a team effort where i clamped myself to a rock and held onto the penis, while John Mitchell blew it up. Worked a treat! Three or four breaths at 12-15m and it is.....erect...on the surface.
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At the farnes it was a team effort where i clamped myself to a rock and held onto the penis, while John Mitchell blew it up. Worked a treat! Three or four breaths at 12-15m and it is.....erect...on the surface.
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...i clamped myself to a rock and held onto the penis...
LOL! I was nearly crying laughing with that one, the mental imagery..LOL!
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Mind you, we did tie the line around the bit between its willy and its balls. Made a few of the blokes wince.
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Mind you, we did tie the line around the bit between its willy and its balls. Made a few of the blokes wince.
Hopefully there's an over pressure release valve, other you'll REALLY get some whincing when it blows it's "head" off!
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Nope, we actually worked out how many breaths it took to blow it up (9), and so you can guess roughly the amount of air to put in at certain depths.
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