Following on from a none diving post, are you single or attached?

[Andy the Coastie]

finding the SCUBBER and stuffing her BOX, then getting a limp dick after getting SOFTNER lime on it .....then you put her back into the LOOP again.

[Padowan]

Originally Posted by Andy the Commie 2

finding the SCUBBER and stuffing her BOX, then getting a limp dick after getting SOFTNER lime on it .....then you put her back into the LOOP again.

The art of subtle inuendo seems to have passed you by, Andy

There's a whole load of jokes involving ribbed hoses, packing scrubbers, nipples, breathing bags, dump valves, moisture traps, mouth pieces, and flapper valves that could be used here..... but I won't!

[jamesp]

Originally Posted by beanie

yeah but she don't shout at you - tries to kill you without warning but minor point

Single, I seem to only meet emotional basket cases/just want to be friends/bunny boilers. the thought of only having to worry about a rebreather on my back trying to kill me without warning makes the bank loan seem worth while(where`s the pen & application form.....)
Another plus, the redundant voting logic makes the YBOD considerably more rational/intelligent than most of the women in this neck of the woods!

[HelenM]

Originally Posted by jamesp

Single, I seem to only meet emotional basket cases/just want to be friends/bunny boilers. the thought of only having to worry about a rebreather on my back trying to kill me without warning makes the bank loan seem worth while(where`s the pen & application form.....)
Another plus, the redundant voting logic makes the YBOD considerably more rational/intelligent than most of the women in this neck of the woods!

Jeez, and you sound like such a charmer too. It's astonishing that more wonderful women aren't making a bee line for you ...

[Digger]

Steve and Jules? How was I not informed? Not even asked for references for either of them!

So much gossip, so little time...

I do find diving women are a rare breed, to be valued and cared for, as once you've lost one, finding a better one is always hard. Harder than that is finding a decent wreck diving woman (she'd have to be to be with me I suppose) who likes to go deep.

[Andy the Coastie]

Originally Posted by Padowan

The art of subtle inuendo seems to have passed you by, Andy

There's a whole load of jokes involving ribbed hoses, packing scrubbers, nipples, breathing bags, dump valves, moisture traps, mouth pieces, and flapper valves that could be used here..... but I won't!

I know Simon,

But thought at the last minute that this is also a family site , and didn't want to look like i have been dragged up from the gutter

You also forgot about a side slung BAIL OUT if you can't handle what you;ve got

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Digger

Steve and Jules? How was I not informed?..............

You're too young for all the jucy bits.

[Bunny]

Originally Posted by Drmike

Attached, and as of 5am this morning a happy father of 1.

That's wonderful. Congratulations!

[Dr Stevil]

Originally Posted by diving dude

You're too young for all the jucy bits.

And as I recall, young stud-muffin Digger was too engrossed in pursuing his own 'diving GF acquisition' program to care about what the rest of us were doing

[Fathoms Down]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

There must be some handsome single divers out there somewhere..... !

They're all off on a tropical island working as dive guides or instructors, sunning their six-packs and oggling the ladies in their bikinis... at least thats what I hope to be doing in the near future!