Diving - is it written in the stars?

[Diving Daisy]

Aquarius - an air sign .... so best of both worlds. Have to admit I don't believe any of it tho

[Lee B]

Another Taurus the Bull, I am going to meet a good looking blonde with loads of cash so it says in The Sun :o

[Louby Lou]

Libra... well-balanced apparently... not too sure of that!

Originally Posted by Porg

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 20)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are more likely to be gay.

Ok.... next...

Originally Posted by Porg

Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent.

Good... don't know what is happening with my job....

Originally Posted by Porg

Most Libra women are good prostitutes.

At least if I loose my job I know I there are other options open to me!

Originally Posted by Porg

All Libras have venereal disease.

Hmm... i took the tablets and its all cleared up now!

[Pretty Flowers]

Originally Posted by Porg

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.

Absolutely, me down to a 'T'

People like you because you are bisexual.

OMG how did they know....

You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.

Probably a bit the other way round, I will pay £5 for something that's worth £1, especially where diving is concerned.....

[Fiona]

Sagittarius people are positive, forthright communicators who love travelling, although you tend to be restless and hate to take orders

Now that's better when is my next holiday

Needless to say, you much prefer to be the boss in any situation and must constantly watch your tongue in the unhappy event that you find yourself (temporarily!!) in the position of an underling.

Don't think so

One big challenge to overcome may be the battle of the bulge, when your fondness for food, glorious food and a good drop finally catches up with you.

Sagittarius rules the thighs, hips, and, to some extent, the feet. Physical problems, however, are apt to be the result of unrestricted diet or an over-indulgent pursuit of other pleasures.

So it really isn't my fault

[Lynne]

"AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid."

[Scubamad]

I am a Leo, bossy and a natural born leader!!

[Ian@1904]

Classic cancerian
Devious little sod that approaches things sideways.

"Emotions are a very important to a Cancerian
At best Cancerians are kind and sympathetic, with an urge to nurture and protect. [I look after my buddy]
Cancer has a deep inferiority complex" [You have better kit than me]


Cancer, the fourth Sign of the Zodiac, is all about the home. Those born under this Sign like to stick to their roots, they take great pleasure in the comforts of home and family. Cancers are maternal, domestic, and love to nurture others. Cancerians are at their best when their home life is serene and harmonious. [keep the wife happy go diving]Traditions are upheld with great enthusiasm in a Cancerian's household, [diving since 2001]since these people prize family history [come and read my log books]and love communal activities. [that would be diving then]They also tend to be patriotic, waving the flag, whenever possible. [is the dive flag patriotic]A Cancerian's good memory is the basis for stories told around the dinner table [and then this seal came up right behind me and....]- and don't be surprised if these people get emotional about things. Those born under this Sign wear their hearts on their sleeves. [and similar dive badges]

The mascot of Cancer is the Crab and, much like this shelled little creature, Cancerians are quick to retreat into their shells, if it suits their mood. Little wonder they are called crabby! For Cancerians, it's no big deal, though, since they consider this 'shell' a second home (don't they just love home!). The flip side of this hiding temperament is that these shell-bound Crabs are often quite moody. [no, shy]What's more, in keeping with their difficulty in sharing their innermost feelings, it can be quite a Herculean task trying to pry the Crab out of its secret hiding place. What to do? Give the Crab time; eventually, these folks will come out to play again.[better still come over and talk to me]When they they are ready, they'll be the first to say so, in keeping with the Cardinal Quality attached to this Sign. [ oh yes this is me all over]

It's said that Crabs are first to laugh and first to cry, so you can bet they'll finally fill you in on how they are feeling. That shell, by the way, isn't the only tough thing about Crabs. These folks are tenacious and strong-willed and like to get their way. If their well-documented kindness and gentleness doesn't do the trick, [can I carry your kit then?]they are not above using emotional manipulation to make things happen. [twinsets are a safety thing]If that still doesn't work, they'll just go back to their shell and sulk, [look, i bought you a new car, pearls, what more do you want?]or find a way to get back at the source of their pain, since Crabs can be rather vindictive. That said, any self-respecting Crab would tell you that they are ultimately motivated by protecting their home and loved ones, a most noble goal. [I think this means my dive kit]

[hopper]

Cancer and my name is Larry (nah HOPPER), huh
And I like a woman
That loves everything and everybody
Because I love everybody and everything
And you know what, ladies,
If you feel that this is you
Then this is what I want you to do

Ooh, yeah, take my hand
Let me take you to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing your love with Larry (nah Hopper), listen

Dive, Dive Down (You better Dive with me now)
Dive on, Dive on (Dive on)
Float, float, float on (Yeah, yeah)
(You better float on)
(Float on)
(Ah)

Float, Float on by the Floaters and no I don't do it in the bath!.

[John N]

Sagittarius - half man, half horse.

Seriously though, besides the astrology, the poll distribution seems to show a lot more divers born in the winter months and not many in the summer. As far as I remember that's at odds with national statistics that say more people are born in the summer, August in particular (all those long cold nights indoors eh?). Strange.