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Polls: Discuss PORG the PLOD in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: She has got to be having a laugh.........she won't join , because 1). To STUMPY. 2). Be upset not ...

View Poll Results: Will she join up ?
YES 14 27.45%
NO 7 13.73%
Think she is having a laugh 30 58.82%
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Old 04-10-04, 06:25 PM
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She has got to be having a laugh.........she won't join , because

1). To STUMPY.
2). Be upset not having many days off.
3). having to do night shifts.
4). Working for a living.
5). being away from YD all day long.

oh the list is endlesssssssssssss
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Surprisingly these days there are no longer any height restrictions, but...

"A smart appearance and physical fitness are important"

So better get rid of the piercings while you're at it Helen.
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Surprisingly these days there are no longer any height restrictions, but...

"A smart appearance and physical fitness are important"

So better get rid of the piercings while you're at it Helen.


Surprisingly these days there are no longer any height restrictions.

But surely, you must be able to fit into a uniform and get into a panda car without the aid of stepladders ?
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Better get you a bowl of milk Andy...
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She has got to be having a laugh.........she won't join , because

1). To STUMPY.
Erm. No. Im not. "Height- There is no height restriction." http://www.policecouldyou.co.uk/defa...rticle&ID=33#2

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2). Be upset not having many days off.
I get 21 days at the moment. 5 of these have to be saved for christmas when the factory shuts.
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3). having to do night shifts.
I used to be a nanny. Nights are not a problem, bonus if not having to get brats back to sleep.
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4). Working for a living.
So working 8.30 - 5pm every day isnt working.......i might be "on" YD a lot, but most of the time it is just minimised at the bottom of the screen and i drop in when im printing out garbage to keep the powers that be happy.
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5). being away from YD all day long.
To be honest, it just makes the days go that little bit quicker.
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oh the list is endlesssssssssssss

I get sod all job satisfaction, piss poor pay and have wanted to go into the police for a long time. The only thing holding me back has been my fitness, so once i get that sorted the only thing stopping me is shit like this taking away my confidence.
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The police shifts are horrible. I used to work rotating shifts and after 12 years of them I took a 10k pay drop to get off as I couldn't take them any longer.
Night shifts in particular if you are not used to them, (sorry Porg nannies don't work all night long), are very debilitating over long periods especially if you ain't young any more.
While I could cope and even enjoyed them when younger I would jump off a high bridge rather than go back again. 35ish was old enough to get a sensible job that meant I actually got to go to bed when it was dark rather than wandering around the streets at 4am (wasn't police but some of the things like this were the same)
If this takes away your confidence then are you sure you want to be fuzz? You'll get a lot worse than this
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Have you tried for the coastguard ?

Would that suit you more .
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Im only applying so i can play with the handcuffs and i like men in uniform.
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Im only applying so i can play with the handcuffs and i like men in uniform.
In that case, what about Group 4?
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