Would You Hear the Phone Ring??

[JAG]

But she isn't a Pop Idol. In Cowells own words, "you are a great singer, you are standing in front of a sign that says Pop Idol, that's the problem.." Got that from GMTV this morning! She can't do low notes either, anyone else notice that? My theory is it was Fat Club/Weightwatchers nights off and they were all press ganged into voting several times over!! Turned the whole series into karaoke night. Not that I watched it mind.. And she comes from the northern most county of England..

[Mr T.]

Hey Matelot,

You wanna intro yourself properly (Introductions section) before taking a fire-axe to the good nature of our Jockanese contingent?

[JAG]

I used to be xmatelot and have been on YD for about 6 months. Then for some reason my account stopped working. Couldn't get it back for love nor money. tried to create it again but kept telling me xmatelot was in use!? In the end created exnavyboy. Think I should reintroduce myself?

(If only my boss next to me knew I wasn't working on our company website but posting to YD!!)

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>You lot can take the piss for us girlies being fat, but hey, a fat man aint a pretty sight either. &nbsp;With your jeans slung under *retch* your 9 month pregnant belly, about to give birth to a keg of Budweiser....We dont like baldy guys too. &nbsp;Oh yeah, and short ones. &nbsp;And ones with crooked teeth. &nbsp;Or smelly feet. &nbsp;Or hairy backs.

And since that leaves about 1% of the male population (who are probably gay anyway) we have to put up with the rest of you.

[JAG]

The girl i copped of with on Friday night certainly liked a shaved head on a man!!

[Helen F H]

<font color='#000080'>there is a difference between shaved, and BALD.

[Mr T.]

Ah, thought I recognised the avatar! As you were

[Mr T.]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ Dec. 23 2003,19:03)]there is a difference between shaved, and BALD.

Please, can we keep this above the neck! &nbsp;

[Sean]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Porg @ Dec. 23 2003,18:58)]You lot can take the piss for us girlies being fat, but hey, a fat man aint a pretty sight either.  With your jeans slung under *retch* your 9 month pregnant belly, about to give birth to a keg of Budweiser....We dont like baldy guys too.  Oh yeah, and short ones.  And ones with crooked teeth.  Or smelly feet.  Or hairy backs.

And since that leaves about 1% of the male population (who are probably gay anyway) we have to put up with the rest of you.

oh well that me f***ed then short bald and well why have a six pack when you can have a barrel..

Ps Porg looking forward to meeting you at the SETT dive or even the Feb 21st @ stoney

[Mark Chase]

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oh fu#k it

Happy Christmas



Mark Chase

The bit above the profanity was nicked from another site, Everything after 'Oh' is my own work