Is this Man a Twat?

[Mr T.]

* Can he keep his knob in his kex?
* Is Ulrika J just a tired old slapper?
* Does his orange Italian 'recently binned him' girlfriend "look like she's seen a few tours"?
* Should he be binned as as England's resident Swedish speaker?

YD - vote away!

[MATTBIN]

NO
YES
YES
YES

Dont know about ypu guys but shagging the Secretary thats been shagged by one of the other guys in the office just doesnt do it for me.

Matt

[Tim Ingmire]

Just what is going on over there???

You guys have to keep me informed. I can't be arsed logging onto any of the Tabloid web-sites

[MATTBIN]

Allegedly Sven has been scoring in the box, shame the some of the rest cant.

Matt

[Mr T.]

Alas, you're correct Matt: on Beckham's current form, he couldn't hit a Zeppelin in his own kitchen with a Purdy over-n-under!

[Helen F H]

Was interesting that when i first voted on this thread, 8 people had viewed it, and 8 people thought he was a twat. Says a lot really!

[Diving Dude]

It doesn't matter whether he is on not, whilst he is manager of our national team playing our national sport, we should all give him our full support.

Other the same thing will happen that happened to the great and worshipfull one Graham Taylor, can you tell l'm a Watford supporter?

[JAG]

He's a twat.

I wish I could shag around (metaphorically speaking Mrs exnavyboy!) and get away with it as much as these "celebrities" do. I know for a fact if I played away, I would find one of my balls in the same place as Beckhams penalty, down the back of my garden!

[Mr T.]

Originally Posted by diving dude

It doesn't matter whether he is on not, whilst he is manager of our national team playing our national sport, we should all give him our full support.

Other the same thing will happen that happened to the great and worshipfull one Graham Taylor, can you tell l'm a Watford supporter?

It doesn't matter mate, there used to be an aspect of national life in sport which was called 'Bringing the Game into Disrepute' - and 'Sexy Sven' is taking the piss. His dudds are off quicker than a C-of-E clergyman in a public toilet - or at least every available importunity and he's lengthing anything that moves.

I dread to think what will happen to the twice-banged FA secretary who dropped her strides at the allure of a liaison with the men of money and power: she'll get a small 'shut-up' package and evicted quicker than a Jeddah Jew, when and if Sven takes a multiple 7-figure sum out the FA for the binning of his contract. Indeed, they'll probably vote to keep him rather than bin him because of the amount involved in any pay-off. Is it any wonder that the, ahem, 'national sport' is a joke? Rio Ferdinand - please don't miss your next drugs-testing session - yet the national coach can make as bigger James of himself and embarrass the FA as much as he likes through lying?

Balanced? I think not. The man's (Sven) a joke and no 'Yeah, but he's doing well....' can compensate for that. Truth is, he aint.

[Diving Dude]

And Svens private lift effects the way the team play exactly how

Whereas all the crap written about his private life, is likely to effect team moral and therefore the way they play, now l know for those of you who aren't football supporters this doesn't matter but for true fans it does.


Added

l'm going to bring my Sven, Sven Goran Ericksen CD along to Anglesey just for you Bren and being the gent l'm told you are you're honour bound to listen to it, l'll even let you have a choice of either the latest home and away shirts or any of the previous ones.