Reasons to swap your wife for a Rebreather

[Mark Chase]

1) Rebreathers can killy kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
2) Rebreathers can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Rebreathers don't get mad if you 'abort'
4) Rebreathers don't object to a pre-dive inspection.
5) Rebreathers come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Rebreathers have strict weight limitations.
7) Rebreathers can be dived any time of the month.
8) Rebreathers don't come with in-laws.
9) Rebreathers don't care about how many other rebreathers you've dived before.
10) Rebreathers and divers both arrive at the same time.
11) Rebreathers don't mind if you look at other rebreathers
12) Rebreathers don't mind if you buy rebreather magazines.
13) Rebreathers expect to be tied down.
14) Rebreathers don't comment on your diving skills.
15) Rebreathers don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when rebreathers go quiet, just like women, it's usually not
good.



Nicked off the breether list.

ATB

Mark Chase

PS Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees dont show this to my wife

[Pierre Farrugia]

Which list you got this from, must be a good one hehe.

Can I add a very important one....ARE VERY SILENT!

Regards

Pierre Farrugia

[narked at 90]

very funny,
i traded mine in a long time ago!

[beanie]

I never installed wife 1.0 I went straight for Rebreather 1.1

[Dr Stevil]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

PS Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees dont show this to my wife

Anyone who knows Ling will be amazed at the size of Mark's cajones for even thinking about posting this
Wazzup dude? Stress getting to you so you're trying to end it all?

[Juz]

Originally Posted by Steve W

Anyone who knows Ling will be amazed at the size of Mark's cajones for even thinking about posting this
Wazzup dude? Stress getting to you so you're trying to end it all?

I take it she can be feisty then!

Juz

[MATTBIN]

Mark
you need to dive more mate, suicidal tendecies are not an attractive attribute.

Matt

[Helen F H]

Is he going to get a rolling pin size dent in his forehead?

And what if i want to trade my bloke in for a breather?

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Porg

Is he going to get a rolling pin size dent in his forehead?.................

Nah, Ling doesn't need weapons.

Mark, Ling says "l'm a very nice man" so l'm going to have to tell her!!!

[Helen F H]

Why to swap your man for a rebreather:

1) You can leave it in the garage and know it isnt going to leave oily patches on the floor and demand space for a new tool bench
2) You can dress it in any colour you want and it wont whine
3) Size is not important to a rebreather.
4) Rebreathers do not obsess with your chest, only the gasses inside of it.
5) Rebreathers do not spend an hour in the toilet every day.
6) When you get sick of it, you just sell it on ebay and someone will bid for it (unlike your bloke)
7) Rebreathers do not emit gasses.......