YD East Scotland Christmas drinks!

[PrettyFishies]

Glasgow's better any day. A few years ago, I was driving home in rush hour traffic and there was a totally pissed bloke walking along, shouting at the traffic, while fondling his knob and pissing!!!

You don't get that in Edinburgh!!

Regards

AM

[The Dougie Paddler]

Originally Posted by AnneMarie

Glasgow's better any day. A few years ago, I was driving home in rush hour traffic and there was a totally pissed bloke walking along, shouting at the traffic, while fondling his knob and pissing!!!

You don't get that in Edinburgh!!

Regards

AM

Have to say on the whole I'm kinda glad

[Mcnasty]

Originally Posted by The Dougie Paddler

Have to say on the whole I'm kinda glad

Nope, in Edinburgh you just get yobs beating people up in the street and throwing them off bridge's.

One off I hope!

[Brian Donaghy]

Originally Posted by AnneMarie

Glasgow's better any day. A few years ago, I was driving home in rush hour traffic and there was a totally pissed bloke walking along, shouting at the traffic, while fondling his knob and pissing!!!

I'm okay once you get to know me though.

[PrettyFishies]

ah, it was you then! Hope you settled your score with the traffic LMFAO

[NotDeadYet]

Originally Posted by AnneMarie

Glasgow's better any day. A few years ago, I was driving home in rush hour traffic and there was a totally pissed bloke walking along, shouting at the traffic, while fondling his knob and pissing!!!

You don't get that in Edinburgh!!

Regards

AM

Working in Edinburgh a few years ago convinced me of its higher class of citizen.

I saw a guy passed out on a bench one Saturday night and this tramp sidles up to him, looks around, gets on his knees and, well, think Clinton & Monica. I could have stopped him but I wasn't able to move for laughing. If only camera phones had been around then!!!

There was also this girl on the train one night, obviously caught short, drops her keks and has a p*ss right there on the seat.

Cheers,

Stuart

[Dave Crampton]

Stu,

Do you think Annemarie was doing the same when her Avatar photo was taken?

D.

[PrettyFishies]

No mate, I was on the bus, not the train!!! JK

Stuart will be familiar with the "steamer's bus" from George Square for the pissheads coming out of clubs, this is when you get all sorts of scary characters.

I recall one time 4AM on the steamer bus after a night of quality class A's and booze, smoking a spliff on the bus, then a bloke getting on, naturally you try not to make eye contact but as usual all psychos make a bee line for my seat, and this bloke starts pulling loose kebab meat and salad out of his pocket, NO wrapping!! - "Awright doll, fancy sharin' ma kebab an aw rat, know?"

Also - the typical Glasgow chat up line, one day I ran into a net cafe in panic mode as I was on the way to an urgent job and needed to get a router config from my email. Sat down, started cracking on with copying it, some ned comes and sits next to me, "awright doll, jist geez the nod an ah'll pump ye in the bogs".

Nice.

This is why we have to go out in Glasgow, it's fucking unbeatable for comedy value.

Regards

AnneMarie

[NotDeadYet]

Ah but then there is also the comic value of winding up Edinburgundians. George Square buses, lovely... I used to be able to avoid it as I had a key to the pub next door to where I worked and they would let us sleep on the pool tables. Kind of the alcoholic equivalent of frequent flyer miles perks.

[Dave Crampton]

Date: 20th December.

Venue: Cafe Royal. I'm not booking this place so its just a turn up and drink, gig.

7.30pm.

Please add your names to the list so we can all see at a glance who is coming.

Dave Crampton
Josie Chaplin
Gavin Yates
Fiona Yates
Dougie Kerr
Bryan Donaghy
Andy B
Angus McNasty
Notdeadyet
Dundee
...

Anyone else comfirmed?

Dave C