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    Pictorial Evidence

    Received this from Steve via his Blueberry thing. Now I am sure that jumpers are told to keep their arms out in a crucifix position but check out his fists. Note the white knuckles? I bet thats the scariest ride hes ever been on.

    I am so glad they wouldnt let him wear a mankini as the view from that angle is pretty unpleasant even with his trousers on.

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    Nah, thats where he s keeping his money the tight Scouse git.
    He judges everyone else by his own standards.
    Suppose I ll have to pay up now?
    Or did the bungee snap?
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    I wanna see the after picture when he's sh1t himself

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    His buttocks do look rather tightly tensed together! Bless him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yazzyfooty View Post
    I am so glad they wouldnt let him wear a mankini as the view from that angle is pretty unpleasant even with his trousers on.
    Thank heavens for small mercies

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    His buttocks do look rather tightly tensed together! Bless him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sean0801 View Post
    I wanna see the after picture when he's sh1t himself
    What about when he bounces and hits the package coming the other way?

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    I do hope that none of the DIR crowd see this - they'd have a field day with all those failure points! even the harness has several adjustable buckles, which is one of their biggest no no's...


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    Quote Originally Posted by yazzyfooty View Post
    Received this from Steve via his Blueberry thing. Now I am sure that jumpers are told to keep their arms out in a crucifix position but check out his fists. Note the white knuckles?
    This is what's known as the scouse compresser manoeuvre. If he gets enough bounces in he can grab enough handfulls of air to avoid paying for his next fill. He seems to have dropped his cylinder though.

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