Things I hate (a comedic rantette)

[Spacehopper]

Originally Posted by jamesp

Once demo`d the ability to go from 110 to 50 bloody fast on a TZR when a lada changed lanes on the A55. Did 110 to 60 with an emergancy overtake in oncoming traffic once, some f wit thought pulling out of a layby in front of me was a good idea. Had a BX GTi at the time which went very well, missed the guy by about three feet, ABS going full chat, along with arse! Fortunatly there was a gap in the oncoming traffic and I could dive past, I had even been sizing the hedge up!

I trust you're talking about km/hr here

[Diving Dude]

Bikers that drive like nutters and give the rest a bad name.

[Woz]

Going up to bed when you are really knackered and finding you forgot to make the bed up again and have to struggle with a duvet cover.
Whining kids having a tantrum for no reason (don't worry- not Woz Jr but someone elses little cnut).

[Janos]

Originally Posted by Woz

(don't worry- not Woz Jr but someone elses little cnut).

If I ever have a kid (unlikely) it will be called Cnut.

Laters,
Cruel Janos

[Adrian Kelland]

Had some Bratwurst today, I just love eating cooked minced Brat

Mind you, it does get stuck in the teeth.

[jamesp]

Originally Posted by diving dude

Bikers that drive like nutters and give the rest a bad name.

Was not riding like a nutter, just `making progress` as the road was damn near empty. Stupid prat just too idle to look in his mirror.

These days around North Wales, making progress is a quick way to an expensive day in front of the magistrates.

[Helen F H]

Men who think you are asking them if they are gay when you offer them a dive girl mag.
People who stand at the counter of a stand while browsing blocking the way for people who are buying.
Go dive
Virgin Trains
People selling credit cards at dive shows. Baaad shit.
Whoever came up with the idea of a massive tank full of fish. They need to be in the sea!
Go dive
Plastic pint pots.
Adverts on the back of the bog door with writing just that little bit too small to read while seated.

[Fathoms Down]

Originally Posted by Porg

Whoever came up with the idea of a massive tank full of fish. They need to be in the sea!

The person who came up with the idea or the fish?

[Helen F H]

Originally Posted by Nick Bown

The person who came up with the idea or the fish?

Oh bugger off

[Ian@1904]

Our fridge. It won't chill below 12c at the moment, the milk goes of rapidly and my beer has to chilled in the freezer. Engineer coming on Thursday.

Our bath tap. It keeps coming apart. To replace the tap involves removing the toilet furniture, and the bath. So showers only.

Builders. When will I see him again? Supposed to replace the rotting timber and window at the rear of the garage. Apparently the window is on order. How long does it take to order a upvc window? 2 months now (The builder is someone I have known for years.)

Dive Leader courses. Been doing over a year now, bored stiff of waiting for the final lecture to take place and to finish the practicals, and the exam. At least with PADI I could complete a course swiftly. (No agency bashing allowed)

People who have been to the dive show and have lots of shiny new kit. Never mind, I will get the twinset in the end.

Brown bread. SWMBO has gone for the healthy option for the moment. I am sorry I just prefer the white stuff. I am wasting way over here. I have lost at least 3kg in the last three months.

Monday. At least four more days until the weekend.

Not in a great mood today