Things I hate (a comedic rantette)

[Woz]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. .....

Feel free to add to the list....

As you can see I have just got back from Ikea and am ranting a little. The cheeky fcukers chanrged me 70p for using my credit card when I had just spent £140 with them. Cnuts.

[Rubber Johnny]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about

[HelenM]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who mess up the quote function in the way that I have rather than copying and pasting

[Diving Dude]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. People that moan about paying 70p to use a credit card.
12. Cowboy customers who try to rip builders off.

[beanie]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who mess up the quote function in the way that I have rather than copying and pasting
15. School holidays can't they go down pit or something instead of milling around town all day
16.

[Helen F H]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who drive way too close to learner drivers.
15. Credit cards
16. Bosses
17. Hangovers

[beanie]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who drive way too close to learner drivers.
15. Credit cards
16. Bosses
17. Hangovers
18. people who post when I am and screw up the thread
19. School holidays can't they go down pit or something instead of milling around town all day

[HelenM]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who drive way too close to learner drivers.
15. Credit cards
16. Bosses
17. Hangovers
18. people who post when I am and screw up the thread
19. School holidays can't they go down pit or something instead of milling around town all day
20. Learner drivers

[Conor]

Who would want to buy a Pikey?

[Kirstie]

1. Ikea
2. Motorway tail gaters
3. Tarmac selling pikeys
4. People at a supermarket checkout who pay with a cheque then guarantee it with a switch card
5. Bad manners
6. Litter droppers
7. Ikea again.
8. Folk that are all mouth and no trousers
9. People that drive at 35mph on a single carriageway A road.
10. Folk that drive in the "fast lane" (sarcastic) when theres nothing about
11. Cold grey days when it is drizzling and feels like it will be a hundred years until Spring comes again
12. Vodka
13. People who stop at roundabouts when there is nothing coming.
14. People who drive way too close to learner drivers.
15. Credit cards
16. Bosses
17. Hangovers
18. Coleslaw
19. Those peanuts with pink skins