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Old 01-08-05, 02:48 PM
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come on, what's she done?
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Heading of to my mates wedding in Bosnia tomorrow and she is just 'planning'.

Why is it women 'plan'? I went over to the Bushmills Distillery to get Dado a bottle of the lovely 12yr old Distillers Reserve and got a call to ask could I go to Coleraine to get trousers for her mother. Why? Why now? Why not Saturday? Why today when we are in a rush? Why? Then she met me at the Causeway to get some of that cheap Irish four leaf clover tat that you can only get in tourist board shops. Why do we need these tatty gifts? Just in case some of the Bosnian people at the wedding are nice to us? WTF?

Then I found her trying to decide what perfume her friend Niamh would like for her birthday - in October!!!!!!!!! How do women waste so much bloody time. And then the whole ATM saga. I or my mates go to an ATM, jam in the card and hit £60, get the cash and walk away. WOMEN check balance, get mini statement, hit the 'No more service' button and then put in another card which is conveniently hidden somewhere in the bottom of the bag, insert that card, get mini statement and then order £20 so that they have to go back about twice in a day. Why? Why oh Why?

Then on the way back home I was going to stop at the local chemist for smelly stuff but oh no we had to do a detour to her house - Why?. To hang out the fecking washing. Even though after the 2min visit to the chemist I had to run her home anyway. Why not wait till then? Why do WOMEN complicate everything.

Damn I am going to kill her.

Now she is off to get her hair cut and plan some more. Damn I am going to kill her.

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And I thought the troubles in Ireland was over.
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And I thought the troubles in Ireland was over.
And cause once again by a scottish immigrant - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why do WOMEN complicate everything.
So they can show off with the multi-task thing
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And cause once again by a scottish immigrant - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Err...yes, I think they'd perfer the term migrant
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I have to put up with a boss who is trying to give up smoking (cold turkey).

Its going to be a fun week.

Anyone got any vallium going spare?
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