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Old 12-08-05, 04:30 PM
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Parking.

I would like to say that Parking Control Management (UK) Ltd and, more specifically, their 'employers', Land Securities who own the land the Ravenside Retail Park is built on are bunch of money grabbing, sticky fingered (because they are wankers) wankers!!!! I hope that they suffer from ingrowing genital hairs and itchy spotty bollocks! I also hope you all get an itchy anus and finger nails that won't grow!!!

Not only that, I am unimpressed with Tesco (and all the other stores on the site) that did nothing to prevent the new draconian parking restrictions coming into force.

Thanks to YD for the opportunity to let off steam!

Please also note that this is my personal opinion and not that of YD, not that I'm worried that any of the above bunches of wankers will be ever get to read this because they will all have gone blind by now through too much wanking! ........and you live in Scunthorpe!
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I take it your upset. Ain't it Mr wanker
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I would like to say that Parking Control Management (UK) Ltd and, more specifically, their 'employers', Land Securities who own the land the Ravenside Retail Park is built on are bunch of money grabbing, sticky fingered (because they are wankers) wankers!!!! I hope that you suffer from ingrowining genital hairs and itchy spotty bollocks! I also hope you all get an itchy anus and finger nails that won't grow!!!

Not only that, I am unimpressed with Tesco (and all the other stores on the site) that did nothing to prevent the new draconian parking restrictions coming into force.

Thanks to YD for the opportunity to let off steam!

Please also note that this is my personal oppinion and not that of YD, not that I'm worried that any of the above bunches of wankers will be ever get to read this because they will all have gone blind by now!


chillout finless,

All tesco stores with parking have sh1te restrictions, 2 hours max no return within 2 hours, ever been at christmas it takes 2 hours or more to get through checkouts.
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I read in the local news today that one of PCM's employees was almost run over whilst trying to clamp someone. The details were unclear, but I suspect they were trying to clamp the car while the driver was trying to get away. Poetic justice I say
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say what you REALLY think!!!
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So don't shop there any more. Shop where there is free parking. Or shop 'online' and get it delivered. Then charge Tesco for parking at your house.

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Or shop 'online' and get it delivered. Then charge Tesco for parking at your house.

Now there's a thought...
i live on a private road. and actually own the bit ot tarmac in front of the house.
So... if I put up a wheel clamping sign in tiny writing.. where it is difficult to see..
then get the Tesco home delivery...
whilst he's unloading clamp him on a £500 release fee...
Hmmm..
11 times and I've paid for the Evolution!!!
SOOoooo tempting....
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Nice one Odin... I'm afraid i have to spread myself round some more before giving you one.... O er Missus.....
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Now there's a thought...
i live on a private road. and actually own the bit ot tarmac in front of the house.
So... if I put up a wheel clamping sign in tiny writing.. where it is difficult to see..
then get the Tesco home delivery...
whilst he's unloading clamp him on a £500 release fee...
Hmmm..
11 times and I've paid for the Evolution!!!
SOOoooo tempting....
Oh bloody hell...I've just green blobbed you and I can't do it again...

Absolute pearler....love it

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