Motorists - Aaargh!!

[SoggyFox]

I say a big up to all those mindless road users on the M25 who used to sit in lanes 3 and 4. Now they've added an extra lane in they now sit in lanes 4 and 5 and the lorries sit in 1 and 2, which as a consequence means i've taken 10 minutes off my journey to work as i sail passed all and sundry in lane 3.

my biggest bug though is ar$eholes tailgaiting in heavy traffic..... like what do you want me to do disappear up my own exhaust pipe.

[littleH]

Originally Posted by aclivity

I'm probably more concerned about road rage attacks than I should be

I was once in the car with hubby when he overtook a guy doing 30 on a straight piece of 60mph road. At the lights at the other end on said road the buy pull sup alongside us and starts spouting off....'didn't get you anywhere did it w*nker useless t*sser' etc etc etc. This really got on hubbys nerves and an invitation to a fight was issued amoungst more expletives and hand signals, hubby's askint the guy if he wants to pull up the other side of the junction and sort it out.

I on the other hand was getting just a tad worried by all this and got so annoyed that i j ust shouted to the guy 'will you just shut up or i'll call the police and have you arrested for road rage'.

Needless to say the guy shut up and vanished around the corner with an extreemly petrified look on his face and me pretending to write down his reg no.

RESULT

The horse muck thing is all about the fact that if you (or more likely a child) was playing in the street/park and managed to get dog poo intheir eye then it could make them blind where as horsey poo wouldn't. It's all to do with the fact that dogs eat meat and horses eat veggie stuff (grass). I watched some telly prog/news thingy on it ages ago.

[aclivity]

Originally Posted by littleH

The horse muck thing is all about the fact that if you (or more likely a child)

Honestly, in case you were worrying, I really do try not to put dog poo in my eyes. I'm glad you put the clarification in there!

[Nick Kay]

I've just discovered something worse than some old fart driving at 55mph in the centre lane of a 3 lane motorway when the other lanes are free...

Some old fart driving an underpowered car pulling a caravan at 55mph in the centre lane of a 3 lane motorway when the other lanes are free - with the caravan weaving like bu*****...

Lorries couldn't pass it on the outside (illegal) or the inside (for fear of getting side-swiped). The b****** wouldn't move across and the queue was *ing miles long...

[Captain Nemo]

do I have to mention caravans and the the people who pull them