Motorists - Aaargh!!

[Nick Kay]

Sorry, worse than cyclists, worse than delivery bikes, worse than invalid electric thingies...

1. Drivers that hog the middle lane when theres no one on the L/H lane - evidently they have a right to drive in that lane because 5 mile in front theres a car in the L/H lane thats doing 1mph less than them

2. People that drive in the rain with their rear fog lights turned on (apart from the fact its illegal, its f***ing blinding)

3. People turning right that position their car either on the left or diagonally so that no one can pass to the left while they wait for a gap in the traffic

4. People that see a policecar on the motorway thats doing its typical 60mph and that refuse to pass it at more than 65mph

5. People that just can't parallel park even though a white van has just pulled out and they're trying to park a mini

6. People that insist on engaging the handbrake at traffic lights (on the flat) and then take 5mins once the lights have gone green to select 1st gear, disengage handbrake and pull off (just as the lights go back to red)

7. People with kids in the back and the kids aren't wearing safety belts

8. People with scuba kits in their car while I'm at work

And...

[Rod]

9) People that block box junctions
10) People that pull on their handbrake without pressing the button so that it 'clicks' through the rachet agggghhhhh noise goes right through me.

[divingniknaks]

1. Becuase they were told the middle lane is for "faster" driving, feck the fact that they're the only ones on the road. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Have a blob to calm you down

[purple vonny]

What's the difference between blackberries and bogies? You don't see blokes sitting at a red light picking blackberries. Nose pickers aaaargggh

[purple vonny]

Old people wearing hats driving new cars with big engines doing 30 in a 60mph zone when I am late for work. AAAAArrrgggggghhhh

[stewbie]

Bloody tractor drivers who insist on pulling out on you forcing you to break then travelling for miles dropping crud all over the road, and leaving you secure in the knowledge that they can't make a profit yet your bloody taxes are paying for them to hold you up!!!

Also bloody ignorant idiots who stop right on the brow of a hill in front of you when you are doing a blue light run and can't get past.

And rubber-neckers - what the bloody hell is that all about????

[stewbie]

Originally Posted by Nick Kay

4. People that see a policecar on the motorway thats doing its typical 60mph and that refuse to pass it at more than 65mph

.

Didn't you know that the police do it on purpose.

We used to play "crocodile" when I was on traffic - which was to do just that on the A1 and see how big a tail you could get.

Also played car snooker a few times. Yellow and pink always were the hardest cars to get.

[vid]

what about any one with a "dirve safely, baby/child on board" sticker in the back window, who's driving like a pillock (with or without said child in the car) ... ggggrrrrrr

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[vid]

Originally Posted by Nick Kay

8. People with scuba kits in their car while I'm at work

unless they're YDers perhaps? or do we not get let off from your Grrrr list?

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[Spike Jackson]

People who see a speed camera in a 40mph zone, panic, and slow down to 30mph.