The Greatest Fantasy Hero of All Time.

[SoggyFox]

Harry Fecking Potter……..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/4394094.stm

The greatest fantasy hero of all time. What a load of complete arse. Harry myopic pathetic Potter and his 2 daft halfwit mates, ohhhhhh I’ve got a bent twig to wave at you. How on gods earth can this little dumbass be the greatest fantasy hero of all time. A poll of 1500 says so, thats why! Bollocks to that. When oh when will people wake up to the fact that this little prick deserves a royal shooing from some proper fantasy hero’s. Harry Potter vs Ripley, I give the little wretch 30 seconds before he’s handed his knackers on a platter. Paul Daniels would scare me more.

And when will his little ginger minger mate get round to boning Hermione and do us all a favour. If I have to watch another scene where they look bashfully at each other I think I’ll puke. Somebody please take Ron to one side and explain things to him. Things such as why being a ginger shouldn’t stop you having a full and interesting life. And stop looking like your going to cry the moment some ‘not very’ scary creature turns up. Get up and grow up you little shite.

Hermione WTF are you doing with that pair of losers. With your brains and beauty you could rule the universe. Just think black leather and Basque’s. You could be the ultimate power in the universe all would kneel before you. No more playing second fiddle to some sad geek with a dodgy scar on his forehead. Ditch the geeks and party babe, you know it makes sense.

And as for Hogwarts School, bah I laugh at you, not once have I seen a kid hung from the clothes pegs in the changing rooms or somebody knocked to the floor and the hallowed scream of ‘Bundle’.. There’s no bike shed with bottles of Bacardi breezer being handed round with the B&H at break time. That’s not a school thats a bloody playgroup.

If I sit through another of those films to count how many times his little ‘I wish I was Flash Gordon’ lightening strike swaps side on his forehead I’ll scream.

I laugh at you Harry Potter. All rise the mighty Hermione,true ruler of the universe.

[Brass Monkey]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

And when will his little ginger minger mate get round to boning Hermione and do us all a favour.

How dare you Sir! Knowest you not that we all love the fair maiden.

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

Hermione WTF are you doing with that pair of losers. With your brains and beauty you could rule the universe. Just think black leather and Basque’s. You could be the ultimate power in the universe all would kneel before you. No more playing second fiddle to some sad geek with a dodgy scar on his forehead. Ditch the geeks and party babe, you know it makes sense.

Now this would be something to behold. How many miles of broken glass I would crawl over just to kiss her thigh length leather boots.


Dave.

[Tricky]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

Hermione WTF are you doing with that pair of losers. With your brains and beauty you could rule the universe. Just think black leather and Basque’s.

I think I could get arrested for the mental image this conjured up

[SoggyFox]

I like to think Trinity (Matrix) meets Hermione.

[Lou]

SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD!!!!! It is truly, truly perverse for grown men to admit to fancying a 15 year old. Please, please stop.

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by Lou

SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD!!!!!

Then why doesn't she act like it?........
Oh I forgot ..............she can't!


LOL Paul

[hopper]

No contest, Danger Mouse has it everytime, swiftly followed by Hong Kong Fuey.

[Foggy]

Greatest Hero......what about heroines?


Errm I'll take the Baywatch babes.........

......all of them!

LOL, Paul

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by hopper

No contest, Danger Mouse has it everytime, swiftly followed by Hong Kong Fuey.

Get a life!

It's gotta be the Banana Splitz

[Lou]

No, no, no Foggy! She really is 15 yo, botht he actress and the character, it can't be justified either way.

Certainly in no way a court would accept. Welcome to the YD SO thread.