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Old 04-11-05, 08:43 PM
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Teeth... Grrrr!!!
Bah! Seriously pissed off!!! I have an absess (I don't even know how to spell the bastard thing!!!) in one of my teeth. It hurts like buggery, actually, I'd rather be buggered... at least that has a definite ending and might not turn out that bad (any port in a storm as the family motto goes). I'm on antibiotics so I can't drink, my jaw looks like I have an entire orange shoved in it so I'm not going out, I can't dive on the fecker so that's my weekend shagged, speaking of which I'm so bolloxed on codeine that I can't raise a smile never mind anything else... Next week I have the pleasure of 2.5hrs of root canal treatment for the bargain price of £384 (£140 an hour my dentist charges... they hanged Dick Turpin for less...)

Were teeth really the pinnacle of biological design? Was that the best that could be come up with? I don't mean to tempt a lightning bolt but where does it say blessed are the dentists? Why put nerves in them? Why? What was the point of that? Why didn't they make them out of nail or hair? Works for elephants and walruses. You don't see rhinos with hornache do you? Congratulations Mrs Walrus, Timmy didn't need any fillings in his tusks this year, just keep him away from the chocolate mackerels and the jelly fish and he'll be fine... It doesn't happen. Walruses, elephants, narwhals and unicorns just wouldn't stand for it. But us... no... pushovers... yeah go on, shove an extra few nerves and some pulp in there, we'll find a use for them in a few millenia once we invent dentists... Pulp? I ask you... if you wanted something that was going to last 70-odd years would you fill it with pulp? Cement... kevlar... titanium... maybe. But pulp?

Dentists are the disciples of the devil. I bet if you chucked a bound and gagged dentist in a lake he would float. And if he didn't, well, let's just say it's a good start...

Codeine, on the other hand, is manna from heaven. I'm saving my last few tramadol as a special treat for tomorrow night. Fireworks and strong opiates... it's the way forward...
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Excellant rant know excactly how you feel after being robbed 2 grand earlier this year, private dentists are satans bit**'s

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Poor thing.

Nearly 60 years old, all my own teeth, just 2 fillings, never had tooth ache in my life.

Its down to clean healthy living, not smoking, not drinking, no sex, up at 5 every morning then a cold shower, in bed by 8.

See what you have to do not to get tooth ache, it don't feel so bad now does it!.
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That is truly the finest rant I have ever read on YD... incoming green alert
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Ooh an abcess, just about the worst pain I've ever had and the only reason I've ever been grateful to the IRA (yes, the Irish Republican Army and yes they're that painful)

Anyway, I can thoroughly recommend tramadol and stella for an interesting night spent floating 3.5 inches above your bed wide awake and not caring.

Anyway, off back to the rum and rumination on the romance of Craigavon pot.
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I got my tramadol over the counter in Thailand (brilliant idea that). I necked a couple, washed down with a bottle of Singha. Nothing happened, necked another, another couple of bottles. F***ing hell!!! About 30min later it all kicked in. The most vivid hallucinations I've ever had... and also the filthiest, even I was embarassed at some of it. At one point I took a trip on Santa Airlines to Siberia in a flying sled pulled by reindeer. I'd never heard of tramadol but when I read "do not use if part of a drug rehab prgramme" on the leaflet I thought I was probably on to a good thing.

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Bah! Seriously pissed off!!! I have an absess (I don't even know how to spell the bastard thing!!!) in one of my teeth. It hurts like buggery, actually, I'd rather be buggered... at least that has a definite ending and might not turn out that bad (any port in a storm as the family motto goes). I'm on antibiotics so I can't drink, my jaw looks like I have an entire orange shoved in it so I'm not going out, I can't dive on the fecker so that's my weekend shagged, speaking of which I'm so bolloxed on codeine that I can't raise a smile never mind anything else... Next week I have the pleasure of 2.5hrs of root canal treatment for the bargain price of £384 (£140 an hour my dentist charges... they hanged Dick Turpin for less...)
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Checking leaflet... yay! Still, the tramadol is much more fun
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