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Speakers' Corner: Discuss Why does it happen to me? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: *ring-ring* *ring-ring* "Hello Seiki Systems. How can I help you?" "Tara? It's me. Nigel. I'm locked in the loo..." Thank ...

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Old 30-11-05, 12:59 PM
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*ring-ring* *ring-ring*
"Hello Seiki Systems. How can I help you?"
"Tara? It's me. Nigel. I'm locked in the loo..."

Thank goodness for a mobile phone....

It was an hour and a quarter and, thankfully, it was the outer door not the inner one so I passed the time pulling faces at the mirror and trying to work out why the soap dispenser had bunged up but it was still a bore...

...well except for the last bit as the level of power tools in use on the lock escalated but I have now been rescued. What sort of idiot specified a self deadlocking hardened locakable catch for a loo door where a plastic, spring loaded bump would do? Oh well... I suppose I'll have to do some work this afternoon...
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Old 30-11-05, 01:07 PM
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Didn't they slide your work under the door so that hour and a quarter wasn't wasted ? Sheesh, some companies!

Think of it as decompression... albeit maybe slightly smelly decompression
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Old 30-11-05, 01:08 PM
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*ring-ring* *ring-ring*
"Hello Seiki Systems. How can I help you?"
"Tara? It's me. Nigel. I'm locked in the loo..."

Thank goodness for a mobile phone....
LMAO, I hope they did'nt do anything nasty like anounce it over a tannoy system, ( do they still have them ?? ) !!!!!!!!
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Oh dear what a calamity
One old diver locked in the lavatory
He was there from Monday to Satuday
Nobody knew he was there.



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Didn't they slide your work under the door so that hour and a quarter wasn't wasted ? Sheesh, some companies!
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or dock the time off his holidays....
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