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Speakers' Corner: Discuss Result! Missus Woz hates Ikea too in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: She popped in to take something back. Took a ticket and waited for 45 mins If this would get the ...

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Old 12-06-07, 02:51 PM
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She popped in to take something back. Took a ticket and waited for 45 mins
If this would get the girlfriend hating ikea I'd gladly do it, only I know she wouldnt loose her temper enough to take it back, and more importantly I would have to take her to one so she could buy something first!

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I particularly enjoy having a snooze on the electic moving bed things, mmm comfy Or even more fun, take a friends 2-3 yr old to Ikea for a couple of hours, let them run riot (within reason) and then send them home hyper
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Its worth going to Ikea just for the hot dogs. mmmmm unidentifiable mechanically recovered meat in a plastic white bun. cant be beaten.
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confession: there have been times when I have gone into Ikea specifically to get a hotdog. and some of that really sugary red drink they have. Not the chips though, they're crap.
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None of you have got it yet but the closest is Bantam.
I'll give you a clue. It's blue.

And BTW that bunny blowjob toy was great. Nearly lives up to their range of Garden Butt Plugs they had a couple of years ago.
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...and some of that really sugary red drink...
Lingonberry. WTF is a lingonberry?
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None of you have got it yet but the closest is Bantam.
I'll give you a clue. It's blue.

And BTW that bunny blowjob toy was great. Nearly lives up to their range of Garden Butt Plugs they had a couple of years ago.
Oooh, oooh, is it one of their big blue plastic carrier bags that you can carry dive kit in?
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I've just read Woz's post out to my bosses and colleagues. We're all in stitches laughing. Class thread!
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