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Old 21-09-07, 05:15 PM
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Thread for coppers who want to slag everyone else
Went into my local supermarket the other day (whilst on duty at taxpayers expense) they did not have my type of donuts, what are these supermarkets coming too. Oh and the checkout person was a miserable sod with a crap attitude. Therefore all of em must be the same.

On the way back, i popped into my local dive shop to get my cylinders filled, blimey they did not have enough high pressure O2 and their prices for gear was more expensive than the internet. Still i bet all dive shop owners are the same.

On the way home i dropped into the petrol station to fill up with fuel. The petrol attendant made a mistake with the change, i bet all attendants are the same thicko's.

Whilst on Holiday i asked a local diving instructor for advice, what a to**er thought he knew it all. I bet he just stands by while some poor novice is struggling with their new kit, probably bought from the overpriced local dive shop.

Went into the bank whilst on holiday and asked to speak to the bank manager, he was too busy to see me. Yeh well if i was too busy to see you on the streets mate i bet you would whinge like a goodun.

Whilst on Holiday got blown out to sea on my lilo, it took the coastguard the lifeboat and the RAF and Navy ages to come and get me, i mean what do i pay my taxes for!!!!

Right fellow Feds, that done dive instructors, dive shop owners the Navy and airforce, supermarkets and checkout staff, bank managers, petrol station staff. Feel free to join in and whinge back at the society that clearly hates us all.

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They won't post. They'll have gone home early for the day, or thrown a sickie. Or something

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They won't post. They'll have gone home early for the day, or thrown a sickie. Or something
or they'll be too busy filling in forms...
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So you like Politicians?
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They won't post. They'll have gone home early for the day, or thrown a sickie. Or something
Don't be ridiculous.






It's tea-time and they'll be at the chippy before hot-footing it back to the nick with the sirens on so their pies don't get cold
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So you like Politicians?
No politicians, wont give us the pay rise we deserve whilst they claim megga bucks for naff all, lying snakes in the grass ect ect
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They won't post. They'll have gone home early for the day, or thrown a sickie. Or something
Only the ones who have been trained will post. The others will just stand by and watch.
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They're too busy trying to improve the custody mortality rate.....they reckon they can get it up to 800 a year
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They're too busy trying to improve the custody mortality rate.....they reckon they can get it up to 800 a year
Have you noticed there are always steps in front a police station?

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