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Old 30-09-07, 12:02 AM
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Suppose I could masturbate every few hundred miles but I bet that is also illegal. Anyway perhaps it wouldn't go down too well with any dive buddies that I may be giving a lift to a dive site.
Yours would be the only vehicle needing windscreen wipers on the inside!!
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Old 30-09-07, 02:21 AM
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Yours would be the only vehicle needing windscreen wipers on the inside!!
Yes and he would find a drive to Scapa very tiring experience too - I reckon these days it would take me about a fortnight.
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Yours would be the only vehicle needing windscreen wipers on the inside!!
LOL.
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Suppose I could masturbate every few hundred miles but I bet that is also illegal. Anyway perhaps it wouldn't go down too well with any dive buddies that I may be giving a lift to a dive site.
Note to self, never accept the offer of a lift from Frankie again

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Note to self, never accept the offer of a lift from Frankie again

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You miserable bastard, a helping hand is always welcome and it would save him having to stop the car too.
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I don't suppose they need it but Isuspect this will give the police another reason to stop anybody? I suppose that's not a bad thing .... sometimes?

Oh and whilst I'm at it I don't think talking on a mobile whilst driving is particularly dangerous it is lloking at the phone to find buttons and numbers etc?
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I don't suppose they need it but Isuspect this will give the police another reason to stop anybody? I suppose that's not a bad thing .... sometimes?
What, Frankie's 100 miles a wank or the smoking?
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What, Frankie's 100 miles a wank or the smoking?
Wow, makes him blind AND gunks up the windscreen - that's got to be an on the spot fine. And a stiff one too!!!

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