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Speakers' Corner: Discuss Poxy "baby"! in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: I know a joke about a dung beetle. I'll bet it's a crap joke....

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Old 31-10-07, 04:28 PM
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I know a joke about a dung beetle.
I'll bet it's a crap joke.
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I'll bet it's a crap joke.
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I know a joke about a dung beetle.
Talking of which, here is a little video I took a couple of years ago.....
I hope this works... I have never done video links before





That should work
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Hmmm. Must be round here somewhere.. I think I've lost it..
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Good old Mother Nature. I guess if you don't change it, nobody else will!
Not so, I did all that stuff with my two.

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Good old Mother Nature. I guess if you don't change it, nobody else will!
Do like my son-in-laws dad did t him in South Africa, he hosed him down in the back garden and then let him run around naked.
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Do like my son-in-laws dad did t him in South Africa, he hosed him down in the back garden and then let him run around naked.
Roll on global warming and we can save land fill from tons of disposable nappies?
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why is it that when giving birth

Mother curses Farther blaiming him as its all HIS fault, when she has pestered Farther to have a baby, when Farther would rather be uncle or any thing other than Farther.

Mother while giving birth also swears she will NEVER EVER have another baby, AND tells Farther not to even think about coming near her EVER with any idea of playing hide the submarine.

Twelve weeks later Mother is pestering Farther for ANTHER baby!

Mother nature wants fecking shooting.

But ya wouldnt be with out em once you got em.

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But ya wouldnt be with out em once you got em.

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Thus confirming my claim that babies and children are parasites?
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man poo, cat poo, the smell of fish stew... the list is endless. However, i would like to point out at this stage that humans are equipped to deal with the poo of offspring. An the poo of your own child is not that bad, until they reach the age of about a year. I think it is something to do with what they eat.

It's once they start on meat pies.
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